Stupid

Ever notice that the DUMBER someone is, the dumber they assume you are? It's not difficult math: they are actually too dumb to realize that they are so dumb, they are dumber than other people. Dumb.

**(In a brief flash of irony and consequent shame, I just realized that, based on my own sense of being so very much smarter than some of these indescribably unintelligent folks, perhaps I was, infact... one of them...)

But then a warm cloak of reassurance blanketed my fretting self, and I realize: I don't actually think I'm the smartest of these simpletons... Simply not the dumbest.

Thank you Jesus.

Today's accomplishments:

Hours worked: 7 (+40 minutes)

Two professional emails
Two personal emails
Online shopping
Google Reader'd a TON
Craigslist scanning (two cities)
Two bathroom breaks
One quick walk to the back of the shop/warehouse, simply for the "exercise"
Read most of Mindy Kaling's blog
Processed one PO
Ebay'd a bit
Applied for 5 jobs online